So one has to ask themselves just how much sucrose an android can consume before it gets the dreaded diabeetus. Google, I hope when you developed this android, you didn't include some sort of bionic pancreas that could end up with beta cell burn out, but clearly this android can metabolize sugar in huge quantities. You might be injecting Synthulin™ (not really trademarked, just for fun though) in large doses pretty darn soon.
Let's take a look at what this Android has been consuming!
Cupcakes, Donuts, Eclairs, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honey Combs, Ice Cream Sammiches, and of course an unhealthy serving of Jelly Beans. Here lately, we have heard even Key Lime Pies aren't safe from this robot's saccharine driven onslaughts of diabetic goodness.
I have to admit, writing this is making me a bit hungry! I might have to stop by a Krispy Kreme later.
Okay so humor aside, what do we know about Android 5.0 " Key Lime Pie " so far? Well, we know next to nothing really. There is a rumor of it having a power saving profiles feature where you can change what processes run while it idles but there isn't a lot more than that released just yet. Be sure not to take a lot of the information out there too seriously just yet and I will definitely keep you all posted as I find out a little more about it.
Ubergizmo has an interesting rumor about a potential Google X phone, to be honest though I am not sure whether to make heads or tails of it.
http://www.ubergizmo.com/2013/04/google-x-phone-with-android-5-0-key-lime-pie-spotted-rumor/
So I guess that is that. We will just have to wait and see what happens with the new Key Lime Pie Android version and whether or not this Android is in fact capable of getting metabolic diseases.

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